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supermann-liam:

niamordie:

whoran-hores:

its physically impossible for me to not reblog this

you can never ignore the triple thrust.

BRB SCRAPING OVARIES OFF OF THE CEILING


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styles-to-tomlinson:

directioners—unite:

i-can-love-you-more-than—this:

every directioner must have this on their blog

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A day with my period.

  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

harry today credit

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Lou needs to teach zayn and harry how to properly hip thrust cause zayns just moving his arms and harry i don’t even know


  • me: hey niall want some food?
  • niall: no thanks, im full
  • me: what
  • harry: what
  • zayn: what
  • liam: what
  • louis: what
  • simon cowell: what
  • paul: what
  • katy perry: what
  • obama: what
  • God: what
  • me: what

harryscockinboobearsbuttocks:

but what the actual fuck is he doing

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